1. I'm on [1] a) arrest b) bail c) gotta even though I dint do ote. Now I've [2] a) gotta b) houses c) proven d) scared be in at 6 every night like I'm some sort of kid ... and I can't leave the house in the morning before 6.

2. First the police came to my house and said I'd been [3] a) breaking b) smiling c) scaring into other peoples' [4] a) gotta b) houses c) scare d) solicitor . My wife had a fit. I told her I dint do ote but she dint believe me. They strip-searched me and found a screwdriver. I told em I'd been [5] a) housing b) mending c) prove d) improving my car but they dint believe me.

3. They put my screwdriver in a plastic bag and took me to station. I had to give a statement then they [6] a) arrested b) gotta c) spoke me, then they put me in a police cell. I had to call a [7] a) bail b) copper c) houses d) solicitor . I dint get to choose a [8] a) breaking b) gotta c) copper d) solicitor . It was a free legal aid bloke. He said I'd been [9] a) arrested b) bail c) gotta d) breaking on suspicion of burglary. I told him I dint do ote but ya could tell he dint believe me.

4. I know the law. They don't [10] a) bail b) mending c) prove d) scare me. Y'see, they can only keep ya locked up for 72 hours. After that, coppers ave [11] a) arrested b) gotta c) houses d) scares let ya go, charge you or they've [12] a) bail b) gotta c) houses d) scare go to a [13] a) bail b) gotta c) magistrate d) solicitor and ask for an extra 24 hours to question ya. I dint tell 'em ote. They could only charge me if they´ve got evidence to [14] a) magistrate b) prove c) think d) scare I did it. And they han't ya'see.

5. They said someone had been [15] a) arrested b) breaking c) thinking d) solicitor into [16] a) arrested b) gotta c) houses using a screwdriver. I don't care. Note to do with me. Like I said to coppers, I only had a screwdriver in me pocket cos I'd been [17] a) houses b) mending c) improving my mate's car. Ya could tell they dint believe me.

6. After a couple of days they took me out of cells and took me straight to magistrate's court. The judge read out what I'd been accused of and I told him I han't done ote. Ya could tell he dint believe me. I thought I was gonna get 'remanded in custody'. I could'hve gone to prison till the court date. It would ave done me head in. It did last time I went down.

7. This time I got 'remanded on bail' so at least I could go home. Ya'see, I have to go back to court to [18] a) houses b) prove c) improving I dint do ote. It's only a magistrate's court though, I mean, not like it's ote serious and I could have gone to Crown Court.

8. Now I'm on [19] a) bail b) gotta c) community d) mending and the police are looking for witnesses to [20] a) gotta b) houses c) spoke d) prove I did it. I need an alibi to [21] a) bail b) houses c) mending d) prove where I was when the [22] a) arrested b) houses c) prove d) house were burgled. They don't [23] a) gotta b) scared c) mend d) scare me. What's the worst that can happen? What, I could go down for six months or get community service? So what! Big deal!